When magazines get lame

I was reading one of those movie magazines, and when the movie is like 3 years old.. and they still release magazines.

Its like, how many new characters can you write about?

Heres this character. He was in the movie.

Heres another character. She was in the movie

And heres another character. He was never even in the movie, but we're losing material so we'll put him in anyway.



They try and get people interested by crafts that don't even work.



Oh and heres a page of info you already knew but just incase you don't read that well, we'll include another page of this stupid stuff


Heres another colouring in page, because your desperate to do stuff other than this, but we're telling you to!

Oh and heres a profile on one of those people in the background thats not even important but hey! it is now!


They should have a little sign saying "lame"


But hey.


This is just the beginning

Magazines go out of production.

They start selling small a5 magazines for $11

They lose profits

And material

BOOM!


heres another page on shit you didnt need to know

But hey!

You do now!

This is when magazines get lame


Tri