A typical spicy event

Mum tells me shes making chicken.


Here i am eating it



I panic.

"Mum"

"Yes?"

"*tongue burning* gut moe sum wuter! hwurree!"

" did you say whats for tea????"

"wuter!"

"????"


"WUTER!"

"ok!"

*gulp gulp*

ahhh


thats better

*eats pasta*


ok im wearing my glasses, and well...
i take a bite
*fogs up*
what. the. fuck

crap my pastas making my glasses fog up.

AND ITS HOT!


"wuter!"

"again? you should be more careful"

really? my tongues burning and my mums standing there saying i should be careful.

*she eventually brings me water*


*gulp gulp*


ahhhh


god that was hard...


Tri