Defying Gravity.... A glee story

Here I am listening to my fav glee song. My friend comes over... lets call her Twat Head.

So Twat Head does that weird thing where people pretend to be singing but do it really weirdly and then....

They start singing

Now twat head cannot sing to save herselfThats putting it nicely
Every year at my old school, she would enter the talent quest, and boom. Fail. Cry. Bathrooms to be sick. Anger. Rage. Must kill teacher. Cry. Pressure. Responsibilty to try again next year. Singing.

Here I am sighing, thinking you'll never do it.What ever helps her sleep I guess...


So I remove my ear phones and say "Do you mind? This is my favourite song."

"You'll love my version then!"
-_-


She sings really badly. Like a dying manatee...
You know this thing right?
Anyhow... she sounded like a dying one of the above ^^^^


*kiss me goodbye, im defying gravity!!"


"you wont bring me down!"


-_-


"you can't sing better than me"


*sings*


"holy crap you can...."

Take that Twat head manatee :)


Tri